Pastaboss is a story about an art school student Ross, who is working at a restaurant run by the mafia. He is approached by a sly, swanky undercover martian disguised as a human pimp, to help protect the Boss's special sauce containing magic clairvoyant properties to be perpetually stolen by an uber lame interdimensional group of rogue pirate gangsters who want the sauce for themselves. Ross is given a magic colander which transforms him into a superhero and a bass guitar to communicate low end frequencies to "the spaghentities", traveling through worlds (and the internet) to prevent all types of hooligans from stealing the sauce, all while maintaining customer satisfaction. After all, the world is made out of pasta and things would be awfully dry without it. The average joe without the collander of truth, or the aliens in the restaurant are not aware of the cheesy conflicts at hand, but they sure as heck are about to. Will Ross get lost in the sauce, or will the sauce get lost?
-Ross Marinaro, multi media producer and pastafarian